Swipe Audit
It's not you, it's your profile.
Your friends say your photos are fine, your match count says otherwise. Send your Hinge, Tinder, or Bumble profile and a real human, not an AI, will tell you exactly what's working, what's hurting you, and what to fix first. In your inbox within 48 hours.
A dating coach charges $200 a session. This is $49, once.
2-minute intake · pay at the end · no subscription
Step 1
Send your profile
Two minutes: which apps you're on, what you're looking for, and your screenshots or a screen recording. No payment yet.
Step 2
Pay $49 at the end
One-time, once your screenshots are in. No subscription, no sneaky renewal, no upsell.
Step 3
Get your honest report
Written from scratch about your profile, in your inbox within 48 hours.
What you get
- ✓A photo-by-photo verdict: what's working, what's hurting you, and what order they should go in
- ✓Prompt rewrites you'd actually say out loud
- ✓Your 3 biggest fixes, ranked, so you know exactly where to start
A real human. Not an AI.
AI tools hand everyone the same recycled tips. A real person goes through your photos and your prompts and writes your report from scratch. It's about you, not “people like you.”
Private, not public.
Reddit will roast you in public. This is honest feedback in private. Nothing gets posted, nothing gets shared, and your screenshots are deleted after your review.
Honest, but on your side.
Like a friend who actually tells you the truth: which photo is quietly killing you, which prompt reads as a red flag, and what to fix first.
Who's reviewing your profile?
[PLACEHOLDER: your name] here. I've reviewed hundreds of dating profiles, and nothing surprises me anymore. You can't see your own photos the way a stranger does. That's not a flaw, it's just how faces work. I'll be the stranger who tells you the truth, kindly.
If it doesn't help, it's free.
If your report doesn't give you at least 3 specific things to fix, just reply to the email and you'll get a full refund. No forms, no fuss.
2-minute intake · pay at the end · no subscription